Poem: Forgotten Goodbyes

(Warning: Adult themes)

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Break Up? Wake Up.

Break Up? Wake Up.

A poem by Glynn Jones

At some point in your life
You'll meet someone really great
And label them with terms like "lover"
"Girlfriend," "boyfriend," "soulmate."

When you find that special someone
Don't let them grip onto your heart
Cos let's face it, like everything else
It will only ever fall apart.

Oh sorry, is that too pessimistic?
Written from a heart full of regret?
There's a thin line between love and hate
And this we must not forget.

The more you invest, the more you will lose
Be careful as stakes are too high
Cos whilst you might start out in a blissful dream
It'll hurt more when they say goodbye.

But hey, you know what, you'll be perfectly fine
You were before they wandered in
Just hold your head high, don't hide and go cry
And tweet me @TheRealGlynn*

So don't let what's happened keep getting you down
Put it in the experience bank.
Then take off your pants, sit back and relax
Take both hands and have a nice...beer.


*Did you notice the clever self-promotion hidden within the poem? You did? Oh. Cool. That was the plan. Yup. It was.


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"Because it's Christmas" - Glynn Jones

Merry Christmas one and all!

Check out the "bedroom version" of my Christmas song that I wrote and recorded last year..."Because It's Christmas" - hope you enjoy!

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At the end of a long hard day...

This is how I relax.